I've been collecting things Alex has said or done over the past few months that have amused us. Some of them may be a you-had-to-be-there sort of thing, but I hope you enjoy.
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Alex made some comment (I don't remember what it was), and Dave asked "How do you know that?"
Alex's response? "I have a good, special brain."
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While putting a Tinkertoy stick in his shoe he said, "I'm being like Grandpa," because he's seen Grandpa put his shoes on with a shoehorn.
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Completely random comments one night: "I'm the police. Is there an emergency here?"
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Alex loves the snow and shoveling, and told us that "We need to go to the winter store and get me a shovel that's my size."
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On our way to Cecily's house one night: "I have a lot of questions for Cecily, so it's a good thing we are going over there." When I asked him what he wanted to ask her, he said, "I have too many questions to tell you."
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The other morning he started saying what I thought was "I'm sixty and I know it." Apparently it's from a song and the real line is "I'm sexy and I know it." However, I asked, "Why are you sixty?" and his response was "No, sexy. It means that I like girls." Oh, the things that get picked up at school!
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Out of nowhere the other day Alex says "I'm talented."
I couldn't resist and asked "Talented at what?"
The response. "Nothing." Then after a short pause, he asked "What does talented mean?"